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Installing Windows, step by step

Installing Windows XP Professional was very demanding. When people ask why I listen to death metal remind me to send them a link to this article.

  1. Boot to CD
  2. Format partitions
  3. I don’t give it permission to write over GRUB’s MBR, but it assumes I won’t be using anything else
  4. Set the time and various network settings
  5. Enter product key
  6. Reenter product key
  7. Boot to HDD
  8. Get a rather amusing error message when I open IE
  9. Activate Windows over the internet
  10. Windows refuses to activate over the internet for no reason, but I get a 1-800 number
  11. Spend ten minutes arguing with voice recognition software
  12. The software also can’t help me, so I get forwarded to a human being
  13. Elevator music
  14. Some guy in India picks up the phone and I beg for permission to use the software
  15. Have my gender insulted by being called “Ma’am”, but at least he was being proper
  16. Patch Windows
  17. Reboot
  18. Patch Windows to SP2
  19. Reboot
  20. Patch Windows some more
  21. Reboot
  22. Install drivers
  23. Reboot
  24. Install (a real) firewall, anti-virus, anti-spyware, and anti-adware programs
  25. Reboot
  26. Install software
  27. Patch software

And people say installing Linux is difficult, installing Ubuntu Dapper 6.06 for the most part was automated.

  1. Boot to CD
  2. Format partitions
  3. Set the time and user accounts up
  4. Boot to HDD
  5. sudo apt-get update
  6. sudo apt-get upgrade
  7. sudo apt-get install software
  8. Restart X and allow the new Nvidia video driver to take affect

Windows is the only OS that I know of that is designed to knowingly screw you over. But at least I can sleep easily tonight knowing that Windows Genuine Advantage and DRM is keeping me safe from, well, myself.

5 Responses to “Installing Windows, step by step”

  1. Frank Says:

    You know…. I’m gonna write a special Gentoo guide in my amusing style (Remember stick jim for SQL?) Just so you can reference it against that Windows install XD

    “Play Russian roulette with your hard drives, deciding which one is HDA/B/D/Sexy to format”

  2. Krhis Says:

    27 steps to install Windows, 8 to install Ubuntu, but only 3 steps are needed to install Gentoo.

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